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vaginacellphone:

i laugh so hard at my own jokes and when people dont laugh at my joke i laugh even harder because my mind is perfect and they dont understand it because they arent perfect like me

Meeting Lady Gaga

Gaga: Hi sweetie!
Me:
Gaga:
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Gaga:
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Police: So she just died?
Gaga: Basically.

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partouse:

Starships

Jessica Grella and Lilly

Jessica Grella and Lilly

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adrimnzr:

comeonacone: theepichumor: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

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rumour: wisdom of pitbull

rumour:

wisdom of pitbull

pottertardis: Happy Meryl Streep Day - 2012 “We need art as much as we need good works. You need it like food. You need it for inspiration, to keep going on the days that you’re low. We need each other in that way.”

pottertardis:

Happy Meryl Streep Day - 2012

“We need art as much as we need good works. You need it like food. You need it for inspiration, to keep going on the days that you’re low. We need each other in that way.”

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